When they try to woo you, they act like annoying mosquitoes handing you a questionnaire to fill out. Singer Simi really summed it up in her song, ‘Jamb Question’. Here are some of the annoying questions we bet you’ve been asked by Nigerian boys.
1. ‘Eyss Sister, can I talk to you?’
When you hear this one, you just know wahala is about to start.
2. ‘You look very familiar, have we met before?’
Na so.
3. Can I have your number?
They’ll now start calling every second.
4. ‘What’s your Facebook name? let me add you so we can chat.’
5. ‘Are you on Whatsapp or BBM?’
6. ‘Send me your ‘pix”
7. ‘Fine girl like you, I’m sure you have plenty boyfriends’
8. ‘So where do you stay?’
Or the razz version, which is, ‘where do you base?’
9. ‘Have you eaten?’
Like they will provide food if you’re hungry.
10. ‘Tell me about yourself’
They are looking for epic tale. Abeg run for the hills when you hear this line.
Laffing Like Pharaoh! Which is the most annoying?
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