Facepalm alert! Over-excited CR7 fan SPECTACULARLY fails to meet his hero

It's hard to see this without squirming just a little bit 

They say that you should never meet your heroes, but obviously no-one told this guy.
As Real Madrid's players boarded their team bus before their draw with Villarreal , one man saw it as a perfect opportunity to reach out to his idol, Cristiano Ronaldo . But he got nowhere near him.
As seen in the video on Youtube, the fan - wearing a Ronaldo Portugal No. 7 shirt, the wrong way round for some reason - sprints towards his hero in the hope of a selfie. Or perhaps just to be in the presence of the great man.

'Don't look now, he's over there...'

But what with Ronaldo being Ronaldo and Real Madrid being Real Madrid, random loons aren't often encouraged, and he was swiftly tackled by security guards.
That prompted a fairly uneasy wave from Ronaldo, which was obviously encouragement enough for our hero to try again.
He chases after the bus and manages to catch another glimpse of his hero, before going off on his merry way.
Next time, mate. Next time.

Arsenal fans go crazy on Twitter as Gunners completely take Chelsea apart in first half

Arsenal fans? On Twitter? Whatever next?

As Arsenal flew into a two-goal lead against Chelsea on Saturday evening, Gunners supporters around the world were not surprisingly jubilant.
Having infamously struggled to score against their London rivals - who they hadn't beaten in the league since

Think, Nigeria youth, think

I'm bereft of a title for this.
But read it with a mind on the socio-economic realities in this clime.
Our- my - generation has won no vote of confidence from those ahead of us. They've reposed no modicum of trust in us. It is paradoxical.
A generation that took over the baton at about our own present age bracket reneged on their role and responsibility to

Who exactly is MATHIS BOLLY, the quickest player in FIFA 17?

He's the quickest player in FIFA 17 - so who is Mathis Bolly exactly? German football expert Archie Rhind-Tutt reveals all

The title of FIFA 17's quickest player is one many players covet.
World famous superstars take their ratings in football's most popular video game remarkably seriously. One look at Harry Kane's brilliantly underwhelmed reaction to seeing his FIFA 17 stats reveals exactly what we mean.
So, the fact only two players have a 96 pace rating in FIFA 17is big news. This means EA Sports have essentially made two footballers the fastest players on Earth.
One is

Welbeck's crocked, Coquelin's grumpy and Santi's short: 7 lessons from Arsenal's new team photo

Take a closer look at The Arsenal's official team photo for 2016/17 and you start to notice some things…

Traditional team photos are often pretty straightforward, routine images.
The manager sits in the centre. The tall guys go at the back. The more famous players sit at the front, with their hands awkwardly placed on their knees.
Simple.
However, in some cases, a slightly closer inspection of a squad picture can reveal a lot more than you might think.
Take the official Arsenal2016/17 image that has just been released by The Gunners. At first glance, there's not much that

New Guinness Book of World Records - from longest cat and tallest dog to burning body and bearded lady

Thousands of people have gone to extreme measures to go down in history and some of them have achieved something extraordinary

From colossal cats to gigantic golf tees and leaping llamas, this year’s Guinness World Record holders are as impressive as ever.
Thousands of people have gone to extreme lengths to go down in history.
But the new Guinness World Records book, out today, takes being the best to a whole new level – from the ultimate burning man to the ­planet’s youngest bearded lady.
Here, we look at the inspiring, wacky and terrifying achievements of those who aren’t not afraid to aim high.

Leaping llamas

 Leaping llama Caspa has jumped into the record books

Owner Sue Williams gave him a turn after she saw him watching her dogs practise on her farm

 Leaping llama Caspa jumps into the record books after clearing a 3ft 8.5in hurdle.
Owner Sue Williams gave him a turn

Brad Pitt pleads with Angelina Jolie to visit kids as child abuse investigation is going on: 'Please just let me see my kids'

The actor is reported to be reeling over the divorce and was "caught completely off his guard" 

Pitt is desperate to see his six children and has reportedly pleaded with his estranged wife, Angelina Jolie: “Please just let me see my kids”.

Angelina, who is reported to be staying at a top secret location with the family, is said to be stopping the 52-year-old from visiting their six children allegedly until the FBI investigation has been completed.
It was alleged that Brad had an altercation with 15-year-old son Maddox on a private jet last Wednesday.
As stories emerged about the couple's split, Brad has reportedly been crying after being left devastated by Angelina's surprise decision to file for divorce.

Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt

It is said that, the actor - who will fight for joint physical custody of the couple's six children - was shocked by his wife's decision to end their relationship of more than a decade.
"He is beside himself

Katie Price admits her top RIPPED live on TV because her "boobs are too big"

The published author appeared in a Facebook live interview with Eamonn Holmes where she made the admission.

Katie Price had a bit of a clothing malfunction when appearing on This Morning.

The mum-of-five, who had her boobs done three months ago, said that they were now so big they had ripped her clothes.
Moments after finishing up her interview with Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes she did an exclusive Facebook live chat with the Irish host to cover anything they had missed.
But a cheeky Katie couldn't help tell the show's followers what had happened as she lifted up her armpit and said: "Peekaboo!"

Katie showed off her rip in her top

Chuba Akpom makes jokes he'll gladly play as a goalkeeper if it means getting more playtime for Arsenal

The 20-year-old, who is primarily a centre forward, played in an unfamiliar position on the left of a front three against Nottingham Forest on Tuesday night

Chuba Akpom joked he'd be willing to play as a goalkeeper if it meant getting minutes in Arsenal's first team.
The 20-year-old, who is primarily a striker, featured in an unfamiliar position on the left of a front three during the 4-0

Is this Football's worst ever away journey? Spartak Moscow make EPIC 5,000 mile journey for Russian Cup match

Fact: Any Spartak Moscow fan who went to their cup game against SKA-Khabarovsk deserves a medal

Away fans are PROPER fans.
It's all well and good cheering on your side at a home game - but it takes a special kind of supporter to make the trip to certain away games.
We're not talking about a match that's just up the road. We're talking about those trips which require

Arsenal Allegedly Slap £38.6m Price Tag on Barcelona Target Hector Bellerin

​Arsenal have reportedly slapped a £38.6m price tag on defender Hector Bellerin in an attempt to ward off interest from Barcelona.
​Spanish news outlet Don Balon claims that the Gunners have allegedly told the La Liga giants to stump up the sizable fee if they want to re-sign the right-back.
Barcelona are believed to have been hoping to bring Bellerin back to the Camp Nou in a deal worth around £30m.
Jordi Mestre (VP): "We've already seen Héctor Bellerín
as a Cule! He's a great player, there's no doubt about that" #fcblive[sport]— Barcastuff (@barcastuff_real) September 19, 2016
But the Catalan side now have to decide whether to continue their pursuit of their former youth academy product or look elsewhere.
Bellerin swapped Spain's top flight for the Barclays Premier League in July 2011. The full-back initially joined Arsenal's Under-18 set up, before progressing through the youth ranks and breaking into Arsene Wenger's first-team squad during the 2014/15 campaign.


The Spain international has gone on to make the right-back position at the Emirates his own over the past three seasons.
However, Barcelona vice-president Jordi Mestre

Arsenal Allegedly Slap £38.6m Price Tag on Barcelona Target Hector Bellerin

​Arsenal have reportedly slapped a £38.6m price tag on defender Hector Bellerin in an attempt to ward off interest from Barcelona.
​Spanish news outlet Don Balon claims that the Gunners have allegedly told the La Liga giants to stump up the sizable fee if they want to re-sign the right-back.
Barcelona are believed to have been hoping to bring Bellerin back to the Camp Nou in a deal worth around £30m.
Jordi Mestre (VP): "We've already seen Héctor Bellerín
as a Cule! He's a great player, there's no doubt about that" #fcblive[sport]— Barcastuff (@barcastuff_real) September 19, 2016
But the Catalan side now have to decide whether to continue their pursuit of their former youth academy product or look elsewhere.
Bellerin swapped Spain's top flight for the Barclays Premier League in July 2011. The full-back initially joined Arsenal's Under-18 set up, before progressing through the youth ranks and breaking into Arsene Wenger's first-team squad during the 2014/15 campaign.


The Spain international has gone on to make the right-back position at the Emirates his own over the past three seasons.
However, Barcelona vice-president Jordi Mestre

See strange FIFA 17 corner glitch which "guarantees you score a goal 99.9% of the time"

Beware: this trick will lose you friends if you use it too much

FIFA 17 isn't even here yet and you can already hear thousands of people searching away online for unearthed wonderkids and freekick tutorials.
None of that stuff will matter to you anymore though - not if you're looking for

Liverpool has been officially named the biggest selling club in Europe

Liverpool have made a LOT of money from selling players since 2010… but is that a good thing or a bad thing?

The phrase 'selling club' isn't often used in a positive sense. The idea that a team regularly flog their best players tends to be a criticism, not a pat on the back.
But is that fair? In the modern game, should clubs be praised for getting top dollar

Watch Paris Saint Germaine's defender, Maxwell assist one VERY strange own goal to put his team top of Ligue 1 table

The look on the Adam Lang's teammate's face after his deflection lobs his own keeper is just priceless

"You make your own luck."
A saying Paris Saint-Germain's Maxwell certainly found to be true when he assisted one VERY strange own goal to put his side top of Ligue 1 table.
PSG were playing Dijon in a game that was

New Earth Tremor Hits Kaduna Community, Residents Took To Their Heels

Fresh earth tremor on Tuesday rocked the Kwoi community in Jaba Local Government Area of Kaduna State. The incident had allegedly forced many residents to flee the community. Our correspondent gathered that the Tuesday incident which occurred around 9:00 in the morning was accompanied by a heavy vibration. An earlier tremor had taken place on Monday around 3:00am. Following the incidents, schools in the city were closed down and students, who had just resumed from the long holidays, were asked to return home.
Many of the residents too had started taking to their heels from the community.
A resident of the community, Ayuba Nok, in a chat with our correspondent described the Tuesday incident as being more

Politics: Reps Crisis: Speaker Dogara Whisked Away As Caucus Meeting He Was Begging For Forgiveness Turns Into Chaos

The embattled Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Yakubu Dogara reportedly whisked off his security details as caucuses meeting he attended on Monday night, where he allegedly begged lawmakers colleagues for forgiveness turned chaotic.
Addressing the journalist on Tuesday after the