1. You are on your own when someone tells you to join MMM.
2. People already in the system are rushing you to sign up and you're like...
3. Then someone tells you that you'll get 30% interest after 30 days.
4. Then you finally put in money for the first time...
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5. You waiting for 30 days to be complete so you can collect your money like...
6. When you collect your money for the first time, you'll be like...
7. When people ask you where the profit is coming from you're like...
8. When they tell you that you're basically taking other people's money, and that someone has to lose eventually, you be like...
9. When they tell you that it will crash one day, you'll be like...
10. December comes and you want to win big, so you throw one million Naira into it like...
11. Then you hear that MMM has crashed...
12. But MMM is now saying that it didn't crash, that they are just helping you keep your money till January...
13. When people are praying during vigil for long life and wealth, but you're praying for the return of MMM...
14. Then you remember MMM froze in Zimbabwe since September and it hasn't come back...
15. So you go look for the person who introduced you to MMM...
16. The rest of the world just been watching the drama like...
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