7 things which appeared more likely to happen than a Bastian Schweinsteiger return at Man United

If the Manchester United outcast can go from Old Trafford exile to back in the first team squad, nothing is impossible

BASTI IS BACK! (Photo: Action Images via Reuters)
It appeared like it was not possible. It was done. Finished. Over. There was no scenario in which it could possibly

Cristiano Ronaldo's new flame, Georgina Rodriguez gets back to her job after Disneyland trip

The pair were spotted out and about in Paris last week, with the Real Madrid star disguising himself for the trip to Disneyland

Ronaldo's new girlfriend has got back to work (Photo: Look Press/Avalon/Real Madrid via Getty)
It was back to the day job for Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend,

Arsenal stars celebrate Gabriel Paulista's 26th birthday after Bournemouth win

Gabriel, a £15million signing from Villarreal in January 2015, made his first Premier League appearance of the season against the Cherries

Gabriel celebrated his birthday with teammates-Nacho Monreal, Emiliano Martinez and Santi Cazorla (Photo: Instagram/Emiliano Martinez)
Arsenal defender, Gabriel Paulista celebrated his 26th birthday alongside a

Manchester United fans issued warning letter about risk of attack if they travel for Europa League tie with Zorya Luhansk

A sternly worded letter has told United fans who have changed their mind and no longer feel safe they can get a full refund

Man United fans have been warned about going to Ukraine (Photo: Getty Images)
Manchester United have warned fans travelling to next week's

Darts legend, Eric Bristow slammed over football sex abuse comments, after saying players are “wimps”

The five-time darts world champion and Sky Sports commentator posted a series of comments on Twitter and said he would have “sorted the p**f out” in later life had he been assaulted

Darts legend, Eric Bristow was slammed last night after appearing to mock victims of the football sex abuse scandal.
The five-time world champion, who also has an MBE, sparked outrage by saying if he was abused when he was young, he would “have went back and sorted that p**f out.”
In a rant on his Twitter account, he said footballers aren’t “proper men” and branded them “wimps”, adding “bet the rugby boys are ok ha ha.”

He posted on his authenticated

Plane carrying Brazilian football team crashes in Colombia

The flight was carrying the Chapecoense team to the final of the SUDAMERICANA
A plane carrying a South American football team has crashed in Colombia.
The flight was transporting the Brazilian team, Chapecoense to Medellin airport when it disappeared off radar, according to reports.
The jet is believed to have been carrying 72 passengers, Russia

Horror accident at Cirque Du Soleil after three-time Olympian gymnast plummets to the ground during trapeze show

Lisa Skinner, 35, lost consciousness after falling from about five metres during a show in Brisbane, Australia.
A three-time Olympic gymnast has been seriously injured after falling during a trapeze show at the Cirque Du Soleil circus.
Lisa Skinner, 35, lost consciousness after falling from about five metres during the show in Brisbane, Australia today.
The Commonwealth gold medalist who is now a circus performer was rushed to

Men may say they prefer brains over boobs but they 'feel intimidated by intelligent women'

New research says men may claim to find a woman who is smarter than them more attractive but they get cold feet at the prospect of dating her in real life

Smart woman: But brains are apparently intimidating in reality (Photo: Rex)

Men may prefer brains over boobs but when it comes to actually dating an intelligent woman, blokes are more likely to run

Julia Roberts poses for selfie on Old Trafford pitch as Manchester United takes on West Ham United

The Hollywood movie star was seen in the stands at Old Trafford

Roberts at Old Trafford (Photo: Getty Images)

Julia Roberts turned heads when she swapped Hollywood for Old Trafford to watch Manchester United play West Ham.The Oscar-winning actress was seen flashing a

Princess Beatrice 'accidentally sliced open pop singer, Ed Sheeran's FACE with a sword while pretending to knight James Blunt'

The clumsy royal was left "inconsolable" following the accident at a royal dinner party which could have left Sheeran blinded, according to a witness

Ed Sheeran shows off his battle wound (Photo: Getty/Instagram/@Ed_Sheeran_EU)

Clumsy Princess Beatrice accidentally sliced open pop singer, Ed Sheeran’s face with

Naked man kicked out of home on freezing winter streets by lover following row during s3x

The image shows the man got something of a freezing reception from his lover, who had him thrown out on the streets with no clothes on after a row

A naked man has been kicked out of home by his lover, wandering the freezing winter streets with no clothes on, following a

People are donating thousands to keep digging a huge hole in the ground - without knowing what it's for

They're watching a live stream of the digging set up by Cards Against Humanity, which will end once it runs out of money
If you've ever played Cards Against Humanity, you'll know the creators of the game have a somewhat dark sense of humour.
Some of those cards are a bit "on the edge" and will have you grimacing in your seat.
Their latest stunt doesn't even sound like it should be a thing, but it's gone

Bull repeatedly head-butts car full of people in terrifying attack caught on film

The video was released a day after a clip emerged of a raging hippo repeatedly charging at a truck in a South African national park

A bull has been filmed trying to destroy a car - repeatedly ramming the vehicle with its horns.
The video begins with the

Woman who drank lager 'like it was lemonade' sheds 10 stones and seven dress sizes in remarkable transformation

She used to snack on bags of crisps, bowls of nuts and cheese and crackers before turning her life around

Joanne Hallmark celebrates her Slimming World weight loss success (Photo: Liverpool Echo)

A woman who lived on takeaways and drank lager “like it was lemonade” shed an incredible 10st in an amazing transformation that took her from size 28 to size

Former Chelsea doctor, Eva Carneiro 'received death threats' after altercation with Jose Mourinho

The 43-year-old left Stamford Bridge soon after her public bust-up with the ex-Chelsea manager but continued to receive 'sinister' abuse online

Mourinho and Carneiro's touchline argument (Photo: Sky Sports)

Ex-Chelsea doctor, Eva Carneiro has talked on how she received death threats from

Holidaymaker realised she was yards from killer predator after checking pictures at home - can you see it?

Julia Sundukova had no idea that a man-eating predator was lurking in the greenery watching her every move as she took the picture in Madagascar

Julia Sundukova was just yards from one of the world's most deadly predators but she did not notice it until she looked at the picture at home

She only realised she was yards from the hidden

Nursery worker caught on CCTV slapping baby so hard she fractured skull and caused internal bleeding

Afsana Shaikh was caught slapping and kicking nine-month-old baby, Ritisha during nap time at the day care centre
A nursery worker was caught on CCTV slapping and kicking a baby so hard, she suffered a fractured skull and internal bleeding.
Afsana Shaikh was filmed beating nine-month-old Ritisha Sinha during nap time at the day care centre in western India.
The shocking attack took place on the infant's first day at the nursery, in the city of Kharghar, in Maharashtra State.
Ritisha's mother, Ruchita, noticed a bruise on the little girl's face when she collected her.

Nursery worker, Afsana Shaikh, is seen raising a hand to baby Ritisha(Photo: CEN)

The baby's Dad, Rajat said: "Ritisha was fast asleep but there was a

Checkout the 5 men who WON'T be paying tribute to Steven Gerrard following his retirement

The Liverpool legend has take a bow, and as football figures around the world queue up to say nice things about him, we've found five players who won't be joining in

Steven Gerrard's retirement has understandably led to tributes

Everyone made almost the same joke after Wayne Rooney's goal for Man United against Feyenoord

Oh Twitter! How predictable you are!...

Record breaker! (Photo: Reuters)

It seemed to be written in the stars that Wayne Rooney would score for Manchester United against Feyenoord.In his first start for the club since a story about him being a little worse for wear at a wedding reception during the international break - and EVERYONE talking about it forever - Rooney opened the scoring in the 35th minute when latching onto a Zlatan Ibrahimovic pass.
It was his 39th European goal for United, taking him to outright No. 1 on the club's list of continental competition goalscorers, above<!

This is how much the Queen spent on food and drink last year

Her Majesty, the Queen entertains around 96,000 guests a year, so she needs a well-stocked wine cellar

Queen Elizabeth II only drinks good wine (Photo: Reuters)

The Buckingham Palace refurbishment, which will cost British taxpayers £369 million, sparked quite the debate when it was announced last Friday.The refit will be funded out of

7 things Alexis Sanchez was thinking as he looked at Carl Jenkinson in the best Arsenal picture of 2016

Confusion in human form (Photo: Action Images via Reuters)

Arsenal were far from their best against Manchester United on Saturday, but ultimately the point they won was a decent one.
Olivier Giroud came off the bench to head home a late equaliser to secure the 1-1 draw, and Arsene Wenger would have been happy with that given the issues his side faced before the game.
One of those was the absence

Statistics show how Liverpool have improved more than any Premier League team - even Chelsea

Liverpool have 27 points from 12 games so far this season, leaving them one point behind Chelsea at the top of the table

Klopp's first full season at Anfield has seen big improvements(Photo: Clive Rose)

Liverpool have improved more in Jurgen Klopp's first full season at Anfield than any of their rivals, including

Manchester United's security breach after 'two fans spent the night inside Old Trafford' before Arsenal crunch clash

The incident brought to memory the match against Bournemouth this year, which was abandoned when a ‘bomb’ was found

General view of Old Trafford Stadium's interior(Photo: Getty Images)

Manchester United allegedly caught two stadium stowaways before Saturday's match against Arsenal after they’d spent the night in the stadium in an attempt to

Zlatan Ibrahimovic set to get statue in Stockholm after Manchester United star wins his 11th Golden Ball in Sweden

"When I die, this (statue) will live on forever," Ibracadabra said

Zlatan Ibrahimovic was awarded with the Golden Ball at the Swedish Football Gala in Stockholm(Photo: Rex)

For most, it would be the culmination of a life's work. For Zlatan Ibrahimovic, having a statue erected in his honour is probably a

Athletico Madrid's Koke calls Cristiano Ronaldo a "fa***t" but the Real Madrid superstar has the last laugh with the most Ronaldo comeback possible

The Atletico Madrid midfielder lost his cool as his team fell apart, but Ronaldo dusted off his insults to rip off the perfect comeback

In the heat of a Madrid derby, things get said.
In the case of Koke and Cristiano Ronaldo, what got said wasn't particularly friendly.
Frustrated at being thrashed by Real Madrid at home, Koke called Ronaldo a

10 things that will definitely happen if Lionel Messi really does sign for Man City

Here is what you can expect if the most amazing transfer in Premier League history actually comes to pass

It couldn't actually happen… could it?

Lionel Messi to Man City.LIONEL MESSI TO MAN CITY.
It sounds ridiculous… but it could be on the cards. Barcelona's little genius has been linked with a move to the Etihad ever since his

Cristiano Ronaldo's new goal celebration is trolled by internet's photoshop comedians

The Real Madrid superstar unveiled a new celebration during his hat-trick heroics in the Madrid derby - and it's been given the meme treatment

Ronaldo does a new celebration - photoshop use goes into overdrive(Photo: AFP/Getty Images)

We'll have to find a name for this now.The Seated Sulk? The Cristiano Crouch? The Pensive Portuguese? Whatever we call it, Cristiano Ronaldo's new goal celebration may well be here to stay.
Why do we know this? Because

Checkout the moment Conor McGregor invades the octagon to congratulate friend, Artem Lobov on UFC Belfast win

The Notorious was in attendance to see his pal claim an epic win and couldn't help but join in the post-bout celebrations

McGregor was in the thick of things in Belfast

Conor McGregor was the centre of attention at UFC Fight Night 99 in Belfast, when he invaded the octagon to

WWE Survivor Series 2016: All you need to know ahead of Sunday's pay-per-view

Raw and SmackDown host a joint pay-per-view on Sunday night as Goldberg faces Brock Lesnar

Goldberg stares down Brock Lesnar(Photo: © WWE)

The superstars of Raw and SmackDown go head-to-head at WWE's 30th annual Survivor Series on Sunday night.A 5–on–5 traditional Survivor Series elimination match sees Team Raw, led by Kevin Owens, clash with

West Brrrrrr-omwich Albion is colder than RUSSIA - Salomon Rondon

The striker who knows the Russian weather fairly well following spells at Rubin Kazan and Zenit St Petersburg says it's nippier in the Black Country — but still loves living there

Salomon Rondon says it’s no joke playing in Russia – but claims it is warmer there than at West Brom, writes Neil Moxley in the Sunday People.
Venezuela striker, Rondon has sampled life in the Russian League with

Bournemouth winger, Jordon Ibe robbed of £25,000 watch 'after he was threatened with a knife by four men'

Ibe was allegedly robbed after having his car rammed, days after gunmen tried to rob West Ham's Andy Carroll.

Bournemouth winger, Jordon Ibe was reportedly the victim of a £25,000 robbery, days after gunmen

ISIS leader reveals how he feels about beheading prisoners, the future if Mosul falls and missing his CAT

Rachid Kassim, linked to a string of terror attacks in Europe, has given a startling frank account of his life in Islamic State

An Islamic State leader has given a startling frank interview about his life as one of the world's most wanted jihadist.
Rachid Kassim, 29, has been linked to

Gary Neville insists Arsenal don't look like potential champions following draw with Manchester United

The Gunners scored late on to grab a point at Old Trafford but were largely second-best and Neville isn't convinced about their title contentions

Gary Neville doesn't believe Arsenal will win the Premier League this season.
Speaking after the Gunners snatched a late point away to Manchester United, Neville praised Arsene Wenger's side for going 11 games unbeaten in the league but suggested they haven't shown enough in the big games to convince him they are on the brink of ending their 12-year wait for a title.
Arsenal were second-best

7 awkward images of Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger during Man United v Arsenal

The two managers famously don't like each other, and they certainly showed it on Saturday afternoon

Breaking news: Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger don't like each other.
Both veteran Premier League bosses have long decided that

Alexis Sanchez to appear in a Barcelona court as Arsenal star answers tax fraud allegations

The Chilean winger is alleged to have failed to pay tax on £888,246 in a period between 2012 and 2013 but he denies the suggestions

Alexis Sanchez will