Here is what you can expect if the most amazing transfer in Premier League history actually comes to pass
Lionel Messi to Man City.LIONEL MESSI TO MAN CITY.
It sounds ridiculous… but it could be on the cards. Barcelona's little genius has been linked with a move to the Etihad ever since his
mentor, Pep Guardiola, first joined the Manchester club. However, as reported by Mirror Football, City are now actually starting to put together a potential move for the world's greatest footballer.
An incredible £100million move, which would see Messi paid a remarkable £500,000-per-week.
So, what can the world expect if Messi really does join Man City next summer? Well…
1. Man City will instantly be tipped to win the Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup, Champions League, Grand National and Eurovision Song Contest.
2. There will be approximately 107,572 HILARIOUS tweets about how we will now, finally find out if Messi can do it on a wet Wednesday night at Stoke.
And every single one of them will be tweeted by someone thinking they're the first, very clever person to make the joke.
3. Man United fans will all need to come off social media for a little while.
4. A Pep Guardiola statue outside The Etihad will become an inevitability.
Forget league titles and European success. If Pep becomes the man who brought the world's greatest footballer to Manchester, City fans will forever worship the ground he walks on.5. Jose Mourinho's initial reaction of shock and horror…
6. …will quickly morph into resentment, disgust and bitterness.
7. One bookmaker will offer odds on how long it will take Messi to beat Alan Shearer's record of 260 Premier League goals.
This despite the fact Messi will be 30 before he makes his first Premier League appearance, and would therefore probably need to score at least 80 league goals a season.8. A Cristiano Ronaldo return to Man United will suddenly seem a lot more likely.
"How dare you, Leo! The Premier League is MY domain! That will forever be a land conquered by ME!
"I'm not simply going to sit back and watch as you go to England and surpass my achievements. Someone get me Jose on the phone - now!"
9. Arsenal fans will start to quiver with fear…
…and demand that Arsene Wenger makes a huge, mega, marquee signing in response to the Messi deal.
10. After being linked with Luis Suarez, Antoine Griezmann and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Arsenal will sign…
Jamie Vardy.
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| It couldn't actually happen… could it? |
Lionel Messi to Man City.LIONEL MESSI TO MAN CITY.
It sounds ridiculous… but it could be on the cards. Barcelona's little genius has been linked with a move to the Etihad ever since his
mentor, Pep Guardiola, first joined the Manchester club. However, as reported by Mirror Football, City are now actually starting to put together a potential move for the world's greatest footballer.
An incredible £100million move, which would see Messi paid a remarkable £500,000-per-week.
So, what can the world expect if Messi really does join Man City next summer? Well…
1. Man City will instantly be tipped to win the Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup, Champions League, Grand National and Eurovision Song Contest.
2. There will be approximately 107,572 HILARIOUS tweets about how we will now, finally find out if Messi can do it on a wet Wednesday night at Stoke.
And every single one of them will be tweeted by someone thinking they're the first, very clever person to make the joke.
3. Man United fans will all need to come off social media for a little while.
4. A Pep Guardiola statue outside The Etihad will become an inevitability.
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| A lot of (potentially) very happy people(Photo: Getty) |
Forget league titles and European success. If Pep becomes the man who brought the world's greatest footballer to Manchester, City fans will forever worship the ground he walks on.5. Jose Mourinho's initial reaction of shock and horror…
6. …will quickly morph into resentment, disgust and bitterness.
7. One bookmaker will offer odds on how long it will take Messi to beat Alan Shearer's record of 260 Premier League goals.
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| The celebration Premier League fans saw 260 times(Photo: Stu Forster /Allsport) |
This despite the fact Messi will be 30 before he makes his first Premier League appearance, and would therefore probably need to score at least 80 league goals a season.8. A Cristiano Ronaldo return to Man United will suddenly seem a lot more likely.
"How dare you, Leo! The Premier League is MY domain! That will forever be a land conquered by ME!
"I'm not simply going to sit back and watch as you go to England and surpass my achievements. Someone get me Jose on the phone - now!"
9. Arsenal fans will start to quiver with fear…
…and demand that Arsene Wenger makes a huge, mega, marquee signing in response to the Messi deal.
10. After being linked with Luis Suarez, Antoine Griezmann and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Arsenal will sign…
Jamie Vardy.
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