16 photos that sums up how MMM participants have been feeling

This is an MMM love story gone sour. Please, carry tissue and laugh (or cry).

1. You are on your own when someone tells you to join MMM.

2. People already in the system are rushing you to sign up and you're like...

3. Then someone tells you that you'll get

SportTainment: Red Devils ace, Henrikh Mkhitaryan names Thierry H...

SportTainment: Red Devils ace, Henrikh Mkhitrayan names Thierry H...: The Manchester United midfielder scored his first Premier League goal at the weekend, bagging the winner in the victory over Spurs at Old Tr...

Football Manager simulation reveals who will win the Champions League… and it's not a good news for Premier League teams

More glory for Leicester (well, a bit), more heartbreak for Arsenal… and yet more good news for Real Madrid fans

This is (apparently) what to expect from the Last 16 of the Champions League
Most people who want to see the future need a time machine.
For football fans, it's a bit easier than that. We have

Red Devils ace, Henrikh Mkhitrayan names Thierry Henry as his best ever Premier League player

The Manchester United midfielder scored his first Premier League goal at the weekend, bagging the winner in the victory over Spurs at Old Trafford

Mkhitaryan loved watching Henry play during his junior days (Photo: Man United via Getty/Daily Mirror)
Manchester United midfielder, Henrikh Mkhitaryan has revealed his all-time favourite Premier League player -

Arsene Wenger admits he was wrong when he thought Alexis Sanchez could not play as a centre forward

The Chile international has scored five goals in his last two Premier League games playing down the middle.

Arsene Wenger has revealed he was wrong about Alexis Sanchez after admitting he thought the Chilean could not play centre-forward.
The £30million star has five goals in his last two Premier League games playing down the middle – including a stunning hat-trick at West Ham – and shone in the Basel fog in midweek.
 Sanchez, who is seeking a new contract to match his recent ­excellent performances, will bid to extend his scoring streak against Stoke today.
The Gunners boss said he had always wanted to convert wide man Sanchez to a central striker – as he did with Thierry Henry – when he arrived from Barcelona in 2014.
But ‘Le Prof’ said he was forced to cut short the initial experiment at ­Goodison Park in August 2014 when he subbed the Chilean at half-time with his side two goals down. They came back to force the draw.

 The Chilean has scored five goals in his last two games (Photo: Getty)

 Sanchez netted a hat-trick at West Ham last week (Photo: REUTERS)

“When you see the guy who plays wide and can

Man accidentally cuts friend's p*nis with chainsaw while cutting firewood

The 49-year-old man warned his mate to be careful with the chainsaw before he mistakenly hit him below the belt.

The neighbour who mutilated his friend while trying to make a joke (Photo: CEN)
A man's sex life could be destroyed forever after his friend mistakenly cuts off his p*nis while they were cutting